My wife's first reaction was stunned disbelief, as was mine. Then she turned away and covered her mouth, trying to stifle any sobs. Thoughts and emotions more tangled than ever, I tried to comfort. Few confessed about cheating on their partners, while some spoke about catching their partners red-handed. One of the person confessed sleeping with her boss until her boyfriend got to know about. Last night was my wife's (married 17 years) Christmas party. I went to the dinner but was feeling crappy and didn't go to the bar after. At 2:30 am she got home and called her 21-year-old daughter. There must have been a phone problem because our house phone rang at 2:45am and I picked it up. The first thing I heard was my stepdaughter saying, 'What do you meant you kissed him?' Scroll down below to read how this epic tale unfolded, first from the point of view of the husband, and then his wife. This supportive husband went along with his wife to her boss’ house for dinner, eager to make a good impression.

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Read hilarious tales of revenge sent to us by real people. New stories are posted regularly, so remember to check back frequently. Enjoy!

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Walkin' the Dog
Hook the collar on tight, because you're going for a ride!

Crystal Lake
This camp counselor gets terrorized!

Skunkz on Da' Hood
A touching story about a skunk growing up in the ghetto. Not really, but it does involve a skunk and a hood!

Re-laxative Already
A cheating Hubby gets caught!

Tales from the Crypt
Well, actually from the library, but the revenge is very evil

Port au Potty
A great revenge tip on some 'crappy' revenge. An oxymoron? Read on.

Tips O' Plenty
Take you pick from these quality revenge tips!

Spitwad
A new twist on some old school revenge!

Dorm Revenge
Don't mess with the Underclassmen, unless you are ready to suffer the consequences!

A Stiff Jab
A skinny boxer with a stiff jab get some stiff revenge!

Spellbound
Did you know some of our readers can cast spells? Check this out

Pursing
Your mother always told you to watch where you put those hands!

Stuck on You
Prom night turns into a sticky situation!

Extreme Visine
Read for a good story and an important FYI

Young and Restless
Possibly the youngest submission takes you back.

Dude, Where's my Car?
Hey Bud-dy, looks like someone lost something.

Mince Pies
Hey, take your hands off of my pie!

Shock Jock
This DJ does some pretty shocking stuff with a toothbrush

The Preacher's Wife
Praise the Lord that this guy is not a Minister.

I've Been Shot
Telemarkets must hate ThePayback.com

John John the Idiot
The 'player' get turned into a sobbing mess!

Girl Games Free Boyfriends Cheating

Make some Noise
Ivy League revenge is sophisticated and effective!

Women Scorned
Even running to Florida couldn't help this guy.

Cat Burgler
Someone's been stealing. What do worms have to do with this? Read on.

Mommy's little Deadbeat
The bum son always causes trouble, time to pay!

Da Man Returns
Another must read for revenge tips

Orally Speaking
She's got skills. I mean, she needs skills!

Social Engineering
Some high tech revenge that seriously gives some payback!

The Cheater
Fellas, when are you gonna learn?

Easily Satisfied
She is, just read it and agree.

Mess with my Kid and I'll Mess with You
These parents don't play games.

Dollies, flowers, and other annoying things
This is one roommate who deserved revenge

Screw you Guys, I'm Going Home
Kids do the darndest things!

Looking for a Good Time?
Short but spiteful, so it's OK in my book!

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
This one has so much good info you have to read it. There's a good story too!

Yummy
Be weary when you next receive chocolates from a 'friend.'

Looking for Ms. Right-- Wrong!
Another dumb-as-rocks ex-boyfriend sets himself up for disaster

Mormon Revenge
Do you have the mark of the beast? Not yet!

Call Him Squeaky
A 'sack' meets its match. Stretch thoroughly before you read this one. None of us are limber enough.

Yard Job
This has nothing to do with a car, but it does have some serious 'yard action'.

Something Smells Fishy
And no, it's not your upper lip-- If you smell what I'm cookin'!

Al Capone would be Proud
Wash down some moonshine with this story from the. . . 1930's??

Another Phone Trick
Bosses have it rough here at ThePayback.com.

Out of Business
That's exactly what this restaurant owner probably is after receiving a 'cold dish' of revenge.

Ex-Husband
This ex-husband should be on America's Dumbest Losers.

Directions for 3 Merciless Pranks
Chains, grubworms, and pregnancies. Oh my!

Did Somebody Call a Pager?
This was the wrong employee to falsely accuse. Guess what? He tells you how you can do this amazing revenge too, but be careful!

The People in the Ceiling
Want to learn how to drive someone insane? A great story, read on!

Another Missionary
What is a chord? What does sap have to do with the story? How do Crusaders fit in with all of this? Read and find out

Formal Revenge
Sometimes people do get caught in the crossfire, but hey, this time it was justifiable.

The Ex-Bestfriend
Friends that stay 'rent free' end up paying for their housing one way or another.

The Best Friend that Sleeps with Your Man
You'll never look at chocolate cake the same again. There's a good mothball tip in here too.

She Did a Bad, Bad Thing
A 'bad influence' might ruin a friendship, but it makes for a great story.

Don't ask for the Manager
'On hold' get a new meaning. Check it out.

Sibling Rivalry
If you know your enemy, you can hit em where it hurts.

The Radio and the Coil
Possibly the oldest story we've recieved. It's from the 1940's; Model-T's and all!

Revenge on the Telemarketer
I'm starting to feel bad for telemarketers. Y'all put them through some sh#t!

Machine Payback
A prank on a snob goes awry. Remember not all pranks go as planned.

Telephone Trick
Timing is everything with this one. A must read, and a must try.

RSVP to . . .
'Oh my god, she like totally ruined my cheerleading party. Like totally!'

Missionary Position
It's 7:00am on a Saturday. You're asleep, and suddenly there's a loud knocking at your door. What do you do?

Witness Protection
Dammit soldier! Where are you? It's 0500 hours!!!!!

High School Football Players
When band kids, science club member, and more unite-- watch out!

Don't Mess with the Best
A babysitter from hell learns the hard way, 'don't start something you can't finish!'

Cheating Girl Games

Please Pass the Sugar
Did you know that putting sugar in a gas tank is illegal? This guy does, so guess how he got revenge instead? Read this!

Two Birds with One Stone
This is a short story about two boys named 'Unlucky.' Ha!

Serious Stuff
Read at your own discretion. This is not funny. It is actually sad. I only posed it because she wanted it posted. Trust me, you might want to skip this disturbing story.

Bad Boyfriend
Internet love might get 'Hacked'

Samurai Boy
Focus Daniel Son, you are about to be humiliated! Wax on, wax off!

Name Calling
Our shortest story ever!

Bad Mouth Boyfriend
For breath that says, 'I love you,' read this story

Keep that Junk Mail Coming!
A short but sweet tip on handling unsolicited mail that is effective and entertaining.

Urine
With a title like this, how can you not read it?

Sweet Quadroplegic Revenge
Don't worry. . .it's not what you're thinking. It is funny though!

What goes around. . .
Remember, if you rub too many people to wrong way, it might come back to you.

Money can't buy Everything
All the money in the world could buy this girl out of her jam!

The Family Jewels, or the lack thereof
This guy chose to stand up his date. . . Now he might not be standing up right.

Baaaaaaad boss, stay away from chatrooms
Wow, this is wild. If anyone out there actually does this to your boss, make sure you have taken the proper precautions.

Mr. Bill Collector, This is for you.
A short but sweet method to get the long distance company off your back!

The Neighbor
What's all that noise from the neighbor? Smoke some weed and I'll tell you.

Be Careful Who You Play Truth or Dare With
Treat others as you whould wish to be treated. . . or else!!

Barflys and Tattoos
What do you get when you mix a cheating wife with the justice system-- find out here!

Something Smells Fishy
This high school senior prank is a hilarious tale that readers of this page, young and old, should study!

Vibrating Luxury Car
Another hilarious dildo story. Need I say more?

No Onions on my Nachos, Please
Don't you just hate it when your food gets messed up? What does a pregnant girl have to do with all of this? Find out. . .

Cows Need their Salt Blocks
A 'cow' gets just what she needs!

Baby Powder for a Big Baby
Need a good use for those old record cases? Read this!

Tornado Warning
Did you ever have a problem with your college roommate? Here's one problem and one fun way to fix it.

Ready, Aim, Fire!
An ex-college pitcher with speed, accuracy and. . . Mudballs! What's the target? Read on. . .

Revenge can cost $
Sometimes things don't work out quite as planned.

Plastic just doesn't cut it in Winter
College pranks call for dorm room revenge.

Spring break or spring break-up?
He cheated while she was at a funeral. The revenge she gets would make anyone regret cheating.

Evil incarnate? You be the judge.
She won't have sex, but poses nude for a camera? I smell trouble.

Real 'customer service.'
Crazed store manager gives employees hell, so one gives some back.

Lock your doors, or else!
A dildo, some cream, and a computer make one hell of a story.

People under the bed.
Be careful all you cheaters out there, tatoos tell it all.

Mr. Good Stuff
Remember: What you put on video tape might come back to haunt you.

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I want to share with you a sad testimony that I hope (and this woman hopes) will help others. It concerns sexting and the damage it can bring. I will include a few comments in [brackets] that could help, as well.

Beatrice, from Kenya, wrote the following in the comments under the article, How We Found Forgiveness After an Affair.

She Writes:

I will tell you my story. It’s not men only who cheat, women also do cheat. I am one of those women and very ashamed of myself. If only I could turn back the hands of time, I would not have done the unthinkable to my husband.

I have been married close to 2 years. And during those 2 years, I have caused my husband great emotional pain. I knew the man involved even before I got married. Sadly, I was sex chatting him since he was in the U.S. He had a gal friend. I didn’t take the chats seriously and told myself that I would stop the moment I got married to the love of my life. How wrong was I!

When he came back 2 years ago, I was already married. Shamefully, I continued sex chatting with him. He got married a year ago and sadly, we still continued chatting. We even met twice. But we didn’t get physical, though we almost did.

Caught Sexting

This year his wife went through all the chats and pictures we were exchanging. All hell broke loose! She told my husband and sent every picture to him and all my friends. Mind you, I was stupid enough to send him my naked photos! Lust had engulfed us. In my very honest words, what was here was lust, no love, and no emotional connection. In fact, sometimes I would tell myself to have fun and get over it before London burns. I was wrong.

When my husband discovered everything, he was mad. He was heart broken and totally crushed. He could not imagine the woman he trusted so much could do a thing like this. I was so ashamed of myself, I could not stop shaking for a whole week. I was wondering what would happen and was cursing myself for doing what I did.

By God’s grace, my husband forgave me. He wants our beautiful marriage to work. I have cut off all the communications with this man —the emails, the phone, etc. It has been over 4 months since. And even though my husband has forgiven me and I have asked God to forgive me, this haunts me. Whether awake or asleep, my thoughts curse me. I wish I did things differently and had been honest with my husband. I would not have hurt him this way or broken his trust in me.

Warning

All those who have cheated, please, remember there is no fun outside your marriage. One day things are going to change and you will forever blame yourself. Unfortunately, I am in that position now and I deeply regret everything I did. Honestly, I don’t know when I am going to forgive myself. I am searching everywhere for answers but my heart is still shaking. Tragically, I literally sunk my own boat.

I would not say anything more, but if you are planning to cheat, please, please, please, by the mercies of our Lord, DON’T!! You’re better talking with your partner about it or your feelings. [And if your spouse won’t interact with you in a way that is healthy, please don’t allow yourself to continue doing that, which deep inside, you should know, is wrong.] I can’t start telling you how you might start regretting these kinds of actions like me. I can tell you… it’s an enormous regret.

We are young. We have small kids and see what I have done? You don’t want to go through the same path, do you? Take cover in the Lord. Ask him to help you deal with your feelings. And talk with your spouse about everything [everything that you SHOULD talk to him or her about].

Strength is Needed

If you have been cheated on, may God give you the strength to forgive your partner. I know it’s hard and maybe I am not the right person to say it. But I believe the grace of the Lord is abundant.

To those we have cheated, may God forgive us. And may we learn to love our partners and talk when there is a problem. May we remember that when we were marrying them, we believed they were the best choice of life partners. Let us not abuse the integrity and the virtues of the marriage institute. Let us set good examples to our children and to the world. And let us avoid this unnecessary pain, guilt, shame and alienation. I have learned my lesson. Don’t wait to learn yours. Just learn from me and learn from my experience. May the good Lord bless you.

Sharing Regrets

To Beatrice’s comment, I replied (in part):

Thank you Beatrice, for allowing yourself to be openly vulnerable and share your story and your regrets. I pray with you that it will help to stop someone who is contemplating cheating on his or her marriage. This includes sext texting ANYONE other than a spouse. All of this is wrong on so many levels.

I’m reminded of something one marriage expert (Diane Sollee) said. “What we really need is a time machine so that people entering into an affair could flash forward and see themselves, their kids, and their lives at the other end of their lust.” Sadly, you are seeing the pain these types of actions can bring about now and for the rest of your lives.

Prayerfully, you and your husband can somehow face it, learn from it, and give one another grace to process through this whole tangled mess. Prayerfully you’ll use what you’ve learned to build a stronger marriage than ever before. Please invite God to help you to unravel all of this with you. It’s God’s healing touch that can take such shattered pieces and use them for good beyond whatever could be possible, otherwise. May you be able to pass this message onto others to hopefully, prevent future pain for others who are tempted to go down the same sinful past. Thank God for His amazing forgiveness and grace!!!

Going Forth in Integrity and Truth

…I pray that God will help you and your husband and will bless your family abundantly as you learn how to go forth in integrity and Truth. I believe if you flirt with your husband (only)… love him as never before, you will be amazed at what God can do with all you are learning. Lord, may it be so as Beatrice and her husband follow your leading.

With Beatrice, I hope what is shared here will help someone. Unfortunately, as the Bible says, we are a “stiff-necked people.” We want what we want and find ways to justify our actions as exceptions to the rule. We often won’t heed warnings. But even so, I feel compelled to share this with those who will pay attention.

A few additional thoughts come to mind:

• “Don’t allow yourself to believe the lie that because you hurt so badly, solutions to cheat and do that which you should not, are acceptable.”

Asx school sharemarket game cheats. • “Whenever God is knocked out, sin is minimized.” “When we do wrong, we set in motion a cycle of complications” (Chuck Swindoll).

This “cycle of complications” is what Beatrice is experiencing. But thankfully, her sin was exposed. As we’re told in Numbers 32:23, just as Moses told those who were sinning, “…You may be sure your sin will find you out.” God has a way of exposing our sin. It must then be dealt with, in public, bringing regrets on many levels to those who are affected by the clutches of sin —doing that, which we shouldn’t.

If you are in the midst of temptation take note of point one of the quote below. And then take note of point 2. If you have lived to learn the lie of point 1, then take note of point 2:

“Satan’s 2 greatest lies:

1. It won’t hurt —One time won’t hurt you. 2. God will never love you anymore —you’ve blown it!” (Neil Clark Anderson)

In the Bible, we’re warned to “Flee temptation.” That doesn’t mean that we stick our heads in the lion’s mouth and think that he won’t bite down. We’re fools to believe so. We’re to run as far from it as possible.

But if you didn’t and you are feeling the bite of your sinful behavior, keep in mind that God will forgive you. As we’re told in 1 John 1:9, “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.”

That doesn’t mean that you can go on sinning, thinking you can count on God’s grace and ask for forgiveness then. As the Apostle Paul stated, “May it never be so.” You are prostituting grace and there will be a price to pay for that, as well.

Make Things Right

And if you stop right now, confess your sin, and do what you can to make things right again. Please realize that there may still be consequences that you may have to pay. However, continuing to do what is wrong, will heap even more consequences on top of it all. And just like Beatrice’s children, those who are innocent are victimized by our sin, as well. You aren’t an island unto yourself. Right now is the time to stop.

This Christmas season (and throughout the year), we are being reminded of the grace that God extended to us through Jesus Christ. May we embrace that, which He came to give us and live our lives accordingly. May we stop entertaining the enemy of our faith and instead live to please God —living in ways that He asks of us.

We are told:

Be imitators of God, therefore, as dearly loved children and live a life of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God.

But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God’s holy people. Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving. For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person —such a man is an idolater —has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.

Let no one deceive you with empty words. For because of such things God’s wrath comes on those who are disobedient. Therefore do not be partners with them. For you were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord. Live as children of light (for the fruit of the light consists in all goodness, righteousness and truth). And find out what pleases the Lord. (Ephesians 5:1-10)

Cindy Wright of Marriage Missions International wrote this article.